Amy Schumer Wants You To Know 2015s All About The.
This year, its all about the derriere. Just ask Amy Schumer. While chatting with Conan OBrien on Conan this week, the Inside Amy Schumer star declared 2015 the year of the ass. ���All of a sudden, aft.
Schumer? We hardly know her!
But when Amy Schumer strides on stage���legs long and lean under a little black dress, blond ponytail swinging���a hush falls over the room. She opens with a wry ���I believe it was my mentor, the great Bill Cosby, who said������ before plunging into the kind.
Amy Schumer Posed Naked For Entertainment Weekly, Then Thanked The.
In fact, the magazine wanted Amy to pose in a black dress covered in candy wrappers, a parody of the now-iconic publicity shot of Mena Suvari used to promote the 1999 film American Beauty. ���I was like, Stop it ��� Im going to be naked,��� Schumer told.
Just What Does It Take to Be a Smart Kid?
IS it hard to be the fifth-grader who scored highest in the country on the verbal skills test given by Johns Hopkins University to gifted students? Kyra Lee of Rahway says it is not. But then you wouldnt expect a different answer from an 11-year-old who read Pride and Prejudice for fun this summer.. Fran Schumer Jersey column on Kyra Lee, 11, of Rahway, NJ, who received highest score in US on verbal skills test given by John Hopkins University to gifted students; drawing (M)
AMY SCHUMERs MTV Movie Awards Opening ��� Mocks.
Amy Schumer kicked off the MTV Movie Awards by shooting a Hunger Games arrow into the crowd and hitting Jimmy Kimmel in the chest, pretending to have killed him! She then told the crowd that she realized that half of the��.
Trainwreck sets AMY SCHUMER on fast track
AUSTIN ��� Amy Schumer has some advice for all you married folks who wonder what its like to be dating these days. Its horrible ��� its terrible out here, she says. The only thing thats good is the possibility, the hope, but its rough. Married.
Watch Inside Amy Schumer Tease New Season With Booty Video Parody
As Meghan Trainor told us on last years All About That Bass, the booty is indeed back. But Amy Schumer wants us to think about ass in more realistic terms. In this teaser for the new season of Comedy Centrals Inside Amy Schumer, the comedian drops.
This Is Why You Should Watch AMY SCHUMER Host the MTV Movie Awards This.
The hilarious Amy Schumer is hosting the MTV Movie Awards this weekend, and (for once) were excited to watch the show. Judging from this new preview released ahead of Sundays show, featuring Schumer, Amber Rose and friends at a movie theater for a .
AMY SCHUMER all smiles ahead of hosting MTV Movie Awards
Amy Schumer all smiles ahead of hosting MTV Movie Awards. Amy Schumer walked the 2015 MTV Movie Awards red carpet held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Will and Kate mingle at Manhattan. Read More · min · Massive alligator eats 100lb dog at .
Review: AMY SCHUMERs dark humor at Chicago Theatre
The night kicked off with a smart and engaging opening set from New York-based comic Mark Normand, who introduced headliner Schumer to wild applause. The star of the Comedy Central sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer entered with a smile on .
MTV Movie Awards 2015: Amy Schumer Monologue Pokes.
While hosting the 2015 MTV Movie Awards, Amy Schumer had words for the ceremonys network and the newest presidential candidate.
CANADA OVERRIDES PATENT FOR CIPRO TO TREAT ANTHRAX
Canada, taking an unusual step that the United States has resisted, said yesterday that it had overridden Bayers patent for Cipro, an antibiotic to treat anthrax, and ordered a million tablets of a generic version from a Canadian company. These are extraordinary and unusual times, said Paige Raymond Kovach, a spokeswoman for Health Canada. Canadians expect and demand that their government will take all steps necessary to protect their health and safety.. Canadian government overrides Bayers patent for Cipro, antibiotic to treat anthrax, and orders million tablets of generic version from Canadian company; cites need to protect health and safety of all citizens; Bayer condemns move and says it would meet demand for Cipro on its own; White House says it does not expect to break Bayers patent; spokesman notes that multiple drugs can be used to treat anthrax; Sen Charles E Schumer says he wants United States to follow Canadas lead; Senate drafts bill that would provide as much as $10 billion to deal with threat of bioterrorism; Bush administration has sought far less--$1.5 billion--to buy drugs and vaccines and increase capacity of hospitals, laboratories and state and local government agencies to respond to bioterrorist attacks; photo of technician at Apotex, Toronto-based company ordered to make generic version of Cipro; photo (M)
For Ferraro, Early Promise, Lopsided Loss
Ger-RY! Ger-RY! Ger-RY! As Geraldine A. Ferraro entered a ballroom at the Regency Hotel Tuesday night, the chant resounded again. Fourteen years earlier, thousands of Democrats had rocked their partys national convention in San Francisco with her name for a full eight minutes after she was nominated for Vice President. But this week, at the end of her nine-month campaign for the Democratic nomination to the Senate, there were only about 80 supporters, and within seconds, the room went quiet. Ms. Ferraro had a concession speech to make.. Geraldine A Ferraros loss by wide margin in Democratic primary for Senate in New York seen result both of Rep Charles E Schumers hunger, skill and avid fund-raising and her mistaken belief that her celebrity as first female Vice Presidential candidate and television commentator could carry her to victory; her late entry into race and resulting fund-raising problems suggest celebrity blinded her to political reality; photos (M)
The Unbelievably Hilarious AMY SCHUMER | ellentube.com
The comedian was here to make Ellen laugh out loud, and she certainly didnt disappoint.
Citing Oil Price, Schumer Urges Using Reserve
Citing steep rises in the prices of gasoline and home heating oil, Senator Charles E. Schumer called on the Clinton Administration yesterday to start selling oil from the United States strategic oil reserves -- a store of hundreds of millions of gallons stockpiled for emergencies. In the last six months, gasoline prices have risen about 20 cents to 30 cents in the region, Mr. Schumer said in a news conference at his office in midtown Manhattan.. Sen Charles E Schumer, citing steep rises in prices of gasoline and home heating oil, calls on Clinton Administration to start selling oil from nations strategic oil reserves (S)
AMY SCHUMER and Amber Rose Totally Made Out At The MTV.
MTV Movie Awards 2015: Amy Schumer and Amber Rose make out.
MTV Movie Awards: 10 lessons Amy Schumer can learn.
MTV Movie Awards: 10 Lessons Amy Schumer Can Learn From Past Hosts. From Conan OBrien last year to Jimmy Fallon back in 05, advice wed draw from their time on stage that this years host can take to heart.
Amy Schumer thanks magazine for not airbrushing her: Proud size 6 yo!
Comedian Amy Schumer might be (sort of) nude on her latest magazine cover, but shes definitely not airbrushed. The stand-up star and actress thanked Entertainment Weekly for not having a heavy hand with Photoshop on her image, which shows Schumer .
Pataki Gets Precise on Second-Term Goals
With the election just over two weeks away, Gov. George E. Pataki, who has largely avoided laying out a detailed agenda for a second term, offered a few more specifics about his goals yesterday, citing a further push to reduce crime and to move welfare recipients off the rolls. His Democratic opponent, Peter F. Vallone, spent the day campaigning upstate in support of expanded after-school programs.. New York State Gov George Pataki, with election just over two weeks away, offers few specifics about his goals for second term; cites further efforts to reduce crime and to move welfare recipients off rolls; Pataki receives endorsements from New York City Uniformed Firefighters Assn, New York City Fire Officers Assn and New York State Professional Firefighters Assn; Patakis opponent, Peter F Vallone, campaigns in upstate New York in support of expanded after school programs (M)
AMY SCHUMER Talks About Posing Nude as Topless Sophia Bush Propositions.
Amy Schumer wants to flaunt it all! The comedian and host of the upcoming MTV Movie Awards dished to E! News about why she chose to strip down to her birthday suit for her Entertainment Weekly cover. It was my choice, weirdly, they had a dress for me .
AMY SCHUMERs Craziest Jokes From the 2015 MTV Movie Awards
Amy Schumer was a bold choice to host the 2015 MTV Movie Awards, and she didnt disappoint: the Inside Amy Schumer comedian filled the night with edgy jokes and sketches that pushed the boundaries on female sexuality, racism, cancer and more.
Take Two
A dual review of what’s new: Amy Schumer and Aerin Lauder weigh in on ear cuffs, wine and snoods.
Vallone Enjoys the Rare Sight Of a Hearty Campaign Rally
Speaking to what has been a rare sight in this years political campaigns -- a large live audience -- Peter F. Vallone exhorted several hundred union members and low-income New Yorkers yesterday to go to the polls next week, telling them that Gov. George E. Pataki may have a lot of money, he may have a lot of power, but he doesnt have you, he doesnt have your votes. Mr. Vallone, the City Council Speaker and Democratic candidate for governor, was addressing a rally at St. Vartans Armenian Church in Manhattan organized by the Working Families Party, which was started this year by several labor unions and the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, an advocacy group with low-income members. Mr. Vallone is at the top of the new partys ticket, and its organizers are hoping to win 50,000 votes, which will insure the party a spot on the ballot in future elections.. Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Peter F Vallone, attacking Gov George Pataki for refusing to debate him, appears at boisterous rally organized by Working Families Party in Manhattan; assails Pataki campaigns fund-raising techniques (M)
10 things to watch for at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.
Weve got the top 10 things to look for during this years 2015 MTV Movie Awards including Amy Schumer, Shailene Woodley, an Avengers appearance, a crazy competitive Shirtless Performance category and more.
Night of Too Many Stars - AMY SCHUMER - A Hollywood.
After learning that shell star in a movie, Amy Schumer learns some important lessons about healthy living in Hollywood. For more highlights, go to http://ww.
Ferraro Offers Her Sharpest Criticism Yet of Clinton
On the first day of a three-day campaign swing in upstate New York, Geraldine A. Ferraro delivered her sharpest criticism yet of President Clintons involvement with Monica S. Lewinsky. In a meeting with editors and reporters at The Star-Gazette in Elmira, a Gannett newspaper, Ms. Ferraro, who is in a three-way contest for the Democratic Senate nomination, said she agreed with the substance, though not the timing, of Senator Joseph I. Liebermans speech on the Senate floor on Thursday, in which he called the Presidents relationship with the White House intern immoral.. Geraldine Ferraro delivers sharp criticism of Pres Clintons involvement with Monica Lewinsky, agreeing with substance if not timing of Sen Joseph Liebermans House speech calling relationship immoral; Democratic Senate rival Charles Schumer reiterates that Clinton was wrong, noting that he sits on House Judiciary Committee, which will take up issue (S)
Despite Invitations to Debate, Pataki Avoids a Commitment
He has said repeatedly that he wants to debate, plans to debate and hopes to debate. But just nine days before the election, Gov. George E. Pataki has yet to actually commit to a debate against his Democratic opponent, Peter F. Vallone. Mr. Pataki has said only that their campaigns are working on the arrangements. The latest invitation to Mr. Pataki came yesterday, as Gabe Pressman of WNBC-TV wrapped up the debate between Senator Alfonse M. DAmato and Representative Charles E. Schumer. Mr. Pressman, the moderator, said that the station had invited the Governor and Mr. Vallone, the only statewide candidates who have not debated yet, to do so next Sunday.. Gov George Pataki of New York repeatedly says he wants to debate, plans to debate and hopes to debate, but has yet to actually commit to debate against his Democratic opponent, Peter F Vallone (M)
New Jersey? Comic Book Country? Ask Wonder Woman
IN a different place and time, it was my mothers habit to wheel her first-born to the park near her apartment. In those days, few young mothers worked. Not surprisingly, at that park on Elm Avenue in Brooklyn, she met a group of women who, over the years, became known as the baby-carriage crowd. Maybe it was something about the air in that park, or in 1950s Brooklyn, because even today I marvel at how successful so many of those womens children became.. Fran Schumer Jersey column on Karen Berger, native of Brooklyn who now lives in Maplewood, NJ, and is vice president of DC Comics; drawing (M)
Amy Schumer Reveals Zayn Mailks One Direction Replacement
Amy Schumers has been a slow rise to fame since she first placed as third runner-up on NBCs Last Comic Standing. It took nearly five years before she was able to build enough a reputation through cutting performances on Comedy Centrals roasts to.
Amber Rose and Amy Schumer Kiss at MTV Movie Awards.
MTV Movie Awards host Amy Schumer got very, very close to Amber Rose during the show on Sunday. In GIFs posted on MTVs Tumblr account, the pair is seen making out in the audience. Amy and Amber locked lips, with��.
Where They Send Their Own
As academics and public officials strive to improve schools for your child, you may wonder how they chose to educate their children. GEORGE W. and LAURA BUSH President and First Lady. Article notes where children of several public figures are going to college and where they went to secondary school; includes Barbara and Jenna Bush, daughters of Pres Bush, who are seniors at Yale and University of Texas, respectively; photos (special section, Education Life) (M)
3 Democrats in Race for Senate Strive to Rally Supporters
With Primary Day just a week away, the three candidates for the Democratic nomination for Senate returned to their strengths yesterday, trying to rally key constituencies to counter what has been a lackluster campaign. Representative Charles E. Schumer brought out James Brady, the former White House press secretary who was disabled during the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan in 1981, to champion his record on gun control. Geraldine A. Ferraro held a news conference to draw attention to her record and her stands on womens issues. Even as she was doing so, the third candidate for the nomination, Mark Green -- who has also made a strong appeal for the womens vote -- was telling a group of female business owners that Ms. Ferraro does not deserve their support just because she is a woman.. Three candidates for Democratic nomination for Senate return to their strengths, trying to rally key constituencies to counter what has been lackluster campaign; Representative Charles Schumer, campaigning with James Brady, champions his record on gun control; Geraldine Ferraro and Mark Green emphasize womens issues; photo (M)
AMY SCHUMER Kills It At The 2015 MTV Movie Awards.
MTV Movie Awards 2015: Amy Schumers opening!
Obama Invites Hillary Clinton to Lunch
. The lunch, in the president’s private dining room, will be one of several times that Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama have seen each other since she stepped down as secretary of state in February.
Have You Ever Seen Ellen Laugh So Hard?? Watch Amy.
Watching Amy Schumer crack up Ellen DeGeneres is pure joy!
This Is What Happens When AMY SCHUMER And Amber Rose Get Super Horny At.
Ladies, in the words of Tom Haverford, sometimes you need to ���treat yoself��� with something as fiercely independent as a solo date to the movies. And if you want to bring your shower head with you into a screening of ���Magic Mike XXL,��� so be it. Its.
Amy Schumer thanks Entertainment Weekly for not airbrushing her: Proud size 6.
Schumer, the star of Comedy Centrals ���Inside Amy Schumer,��� talked to the magazine about her family, love life and rise to stardom. Entertainment Weekly called her a ���funny, filthy, fearless new voice.��� The issue hit stands on Friday. Its not the.
Meet Amy Schumer, the comedian poised to take over the.
But when Amy Schumer strides on stage���legs long and lean under a little black dress, blond ponytail swinging���a hush falls over the room. She opens with a wry ���I believe it was my mentor, the great Bill Cosby, who said���
PAPERMAG: Amy Schumer and Amber Rose Star In a.
Ahead of the MTV Movie Awards this Sunday, host Amy Schumer stars in a hilarious promo clip about a bunch of women -- including Amber Rose -- trying to go incognito to movie screenings of Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic��.
The unbelievably hilarious AMY SCHUMER had Ellen crying.
Amy Schumer has gone to the next level. She had Ellen laughing so hard she was crying. She was on a roll and no one was stopping her. What an awesome interview!.
A Dual Review of Whats New, Starring Amy Schumer and Aerin Lauder
. The stand-up sensation and the Estée Lauder scion opine on snoods, pinot noir and earring cuffs.
Lawmakers Go on the Record for Clinton
. A new survey finds 56 Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill already committing to support Hillary Rodham Clinton if she runs for president in 2016.
AMY SCHUMER Declares 2015 Year of the Ass
Amy Schumer has formally declared 2015 to be ���The Year of the Ass.��� She made the declaration while appearing on Conan last week. Women with big asses seem to be all the rage these days. Kim Kardashian has made a whole career out of having one and .
Now Online | T Fall Womens Issue
. This issue celebrates the strength, beauty and entrepreneurial spirit of women.
Busy AMY SCHUMER hosts tonights MTV Awards
Amy Schumer hosts tonights MTV Awards.(Photo: Peter Yang, Comedy)The third season of Amy Schumers Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer premieres April 21. Her first film, the comedy Trainwreck, is out in July. Oh, and in her copious amounts of .
With Little to Lose, Faltering Vallone Embraces Clinton
With his campaign in demonstrable trouble, Peter F. Vallone, the Democratic candidate for governor of New York, has adopted the novel strategy of embracing President Clinton, even as most other Democrats are keeping the battered but still popular President at arms length. In his newest advertisement, Mr. Vallone, Speaker of the New York City Council, defends the President, says Mr. Clinton has been an ardent supporter of New York and urges the country to move on. I think its time someone stood up for President Clinton and stood up to all the Republicans who are trying to tear him down, Mr. Vallone intones somberly, as he stares into the camera.. New York City Council Speaker Peter F Vallone, faltering in his race for governor, adopts novel strategy of embracing Pres Clinton at time when most other Democrats keep Clinton at arms length; is only Democrat running for major office to use defense of Clinton in campaign advertisement; photo (M)
Woman Fearful of Mutilation Wins Long Battle for Asylum
Adelaide Abankwahs ordeal is over. On Friday, the Board of Immigration Appeals granted her petition for political asylum, on the ground that she feared being subjected to genital cutting if she returned to Ghana, her homeland. She is only the second woman granted asylum in the United States because of genital cutting, which millions of African women undergo each year.. Board of Immigration Appeals grants Adelaide Abankwahs petition for political asylum on ground that she feared being subjected to genital cutting if she returned to Ghana, her homeland; photo (M)
AMY SCHUMERs MTV Awards Opener: Boyhood, Pitch Perfect and Being Yelled.
The MTV Movie Awards host inserted herself into the biggest films of the year for Sunday nights opener, from lying in the grass with Boyhoods Ellar Coltrane to being rejected by Pitch Perfects a-ca-awesome Brittany Snow and Anna Camp. But she was no .
Amber Rose And Method Man Help Amy Schumer De.
Amy Schumers Milk, Milk, Lemonade takes sophomoric humor down below with some help from Amber Rose and Method Man.
Killing of Doctor Who Performed Abortions Becomes a Factor in Political Races
The killing of Dr. Barnett A. Slepian, a gynecologist in Buffalo who performed abortions, has become a factor in at least two campaigns in New York, say political consultants and some campaign advisers. In the race for Attorney General, the Democratic candidate, Eliot L. Spitzer, who favors abortion rights, has moved quickly to make the antiabortion position of his opponent, Attorney General Dennis Vacco, a central issue in the campaign.. Killing of Dr Barnett A Slepian, gynecologist in Amherst, NY, who performed abortions, has become factor in two campaigns in New York: race for Senate between Alfonse DAmato and Repr Charles E Schumer and race for Attorney General between Elliot L Spitzer and incumbent Dennis C Vacco (M)
Amy Schumers Masturbating Joke At MTV Movie Awards.
The MTV Movie Awards should have been rated NC-17 because Amy Schumer got super raunchy while hosting the ceremony on April 12. Lets just say she joked about sticking her two fingers in between her legs. Read on to��.
Abigail Epstein, David Schumer
Abigail Margaret Epstein, the daughter of Amy K. Epstein and Jeremy G. Epstein of Brooklyn, was married Saturday evening to David Joshua Schumer, the son of Susan B. Sobin of Colts Neck, N.J., and the late Melvin Schumer. Cantor Wayne S. Siet officiated at the Plaza in New York.